Archive

2009

• Flower review, imagined as a conversation between Morpheus and Neo in The Matrix

• The inhabitants of the Gayzor mountains

2008

• A better life, underground

• YES WE CAN HAS

• Monster Captain Fn’Gaaah

• For starters, I’m going to do something about those robots!

• More like World of Warhammer. Online. Craft.

• Off to PAX again

• Hard work and guts (or neither)

• Ryuk takes Light in 37 episodes

• What is this strange interface?

• Regarding disabled menu items

• No place for Hideo

• Gao! Gao! Stegosaurus!

• Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Titties

• Saber! Saber! Saber!

• Mitsue… I became a god

• Embrace your dreck

• Bomb the Subspace Emissary

• Gespenst Jager and the Unpronouncables

• Ideal heroines who are perfect for you in every way

• My god, it's full of ore!

• DJ Automica from Crash FM here

• Call of Duty 5: Preemptive Operations

• Good morning, Princess Kana

2007

• Humbug

• Have you heard of it?

• The commander is ashore

• I guess all we have is killing

• Mast Effect

• Fantesticle Penisula Adventure

• Until we run out of cake

• The one in which I rant about Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo

• I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little.

• I think the sarge likes you best, 'cause he gave you the most potatoes to peel!

• I've got enough gazpacho for everyone

• I am the biggest dork of all time

• Grandma always told me, be as annoying as possible

• Would you kindly buy our game?

• PAX 2007

• I am at PAX (again)

• We've decided to quit the club

• All good things of this Earth flow into the city

• That explains a lot

• Ergo… vis-à-vis… concordantly!

• My Pokémans, let me… never mind.

• I'd rather watch Snakes on a Plane

• Your mom is rated E for Everyone

• Autobots, transform and roll off a cliff

• I've found religion

• Wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot!

• Don't start this party

• Metaphor 2

• Metaphor

• Sony's rain-slick precipice

• I can finally bop Da Man

• Writers of Rohan

• Challenge of the Warlords: Stay Awake

• The irony is not lost on Count Bleck… FAIRIES!!!

• A torrent of nightmares

• Serenity my ass

• I think we'll burn

• I'm surprised you don't know what a hawk looks like

• Clan Centurio knows how to treat its hard working members

• Civilians are a barely tolerable nuisance

• The salt content was 10% less than a lethal dose

• Machine wash cold

• Red, White and Green Green

• I'll let you do it after me

• Books, books, anime

• This is waiting

• iLove the iPhone

2006

• So long, and thanks for all the fish

• Video Game Startup Guide: Step 3

• Video Game Startup Guide: Step 2

• Video Game Startup Guide: Step 1

• Wiiflections

• Bewiiver

• FFXII is super runaway awesome

• Busy

• Scouters and power levels

• Lucky Friday

• Thought this was cute

• CLICD

• Oooookami!

• The Five Minute Rule

• I'm like a shark. I've just got to… keep making analogies.

• Your itinerary is being recalculated

• One HiME is fine by me

• PAX 2006

• I am at PAX

• Not now, Otis

• No Nibbling Sweetly

• August Rising

• Pirates and Titans

• Oh yeah I have a blog

• Touching is awesome

• Four games, fourteen stars

• In space, no one can hear you snore

• The IB Matrix

• This is Aeris from EB Games… *sighs*

• Mother's Day 2006

• Back when boobs were triangular

• Wii are not amused

• Media center madness

• Bad habit

• All done here, thanks

• Moving on up…

• Way of the Sub

• Music loser

• Do not adjust your browser